Thursday, October 19, 2006

Thank you Mr Scott Saxon...

Long hard case

Having responded to several reports of violence, disturbances and DUIs, Hillsborough County, Florida, police thought it about time they launched an investigation into the Lil Tootsie nightclub. Police suspected the bar, known for its bikini-clad dancers, was in violation of nudity or liquor laws. Turns out the keen police minds were on the ball. And the whole investigation only took two years and 6,400 (U.S.) tax-payer dollars worth of lap dances, drinks and tips.

“Sometimes that’s what it takes to get rid of the problems,” explained Sheriff David Gee. “A lot of attention.”

All totalled, Hillsborough County’s investigation saw vice officers getting their loins rubbed against in 92 separate private dance sessions. As a result of the bang-up work, 41 misdemeanour charges were filed against 15 dancers. Detectives were unable to identify another 34 dancers, including “Cherry,” whose naughty little moves they’d investigated on seven occasions.

Under county law, alcohol is forbidden at establishments that allow nudity. The Lil Tootsie now faces hearings on the revocation of their liquor licence.

This is a super play on words and really so phunny as well....

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