I am bored beyond belief

I wish I was someplace else

I wish the earth would swallow me up

Take me on an underground adventure

My soul yearns to escape

These boundaries of cubicles

My heart sings a song

I can hear it going

La la la la la la la

The humming echoes through the body

Till I feel I am vibrating

One of those dildoes

People use to gain some notion of pleasure

Separate yet distinct

I am two parts – soul and body

The imagination is the third

I can feel the earth start to open up

My adventure begins

So long world